RIM Waffle
A middle aged man's journey of training for an Ironman competition from zero.
Welcome to The RIM Waffle Podcast, where two cousins take on one epic challenge: Ironman Wales.
Join Dave (“The Rusty Iron Man”) and Cliff (ex-Grenadier Guard and Ironman veteran) as they train, test, and waffle their way through a year of sweat, setbacks, and serious endurance… with a lot of laughs in between.
Expect honest chat, expert guests, product testing, and plenty of midlife chaos - all fuelled by coffee, cow-print, and questionable life choices.
Because if you can’t laugh while suffering through the ultimate Triathlon, when can you?
Follow the journey from Rusty to Ironman.
Episodes

Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
With six months to go until Ironman Wales, Dave sits down for an honest solo check-in on the Rusty Iron Man journey so far. The distances are climbing, the sessions are getting tougher, and the reality of balancing serious training with running a growing business is starting to bite. From unexpected progress and new kit upgrades to niggles, mindset shifts, and a few uncomfortable truths along the way, this is a raw and reflective look at what the journey is really like halfway in. Still plenty of road ahead… but things are definitely stepping up a gear.

Tuesday Feb 10, 2026
Tuesday Feb 10, 2026
Dave is joined by Dan Sylvester — former Beckenham Rugby teammate turned endurance challenge athlete — to talk about his incredible 2023 run from Land’s End to John O’Groats. Covering over 1,000 miles, nearly 90,000 feet of elevation, and 31 days of running, Dan shares the physical and mental realities of taking on something that big, while balancing family life, work, and purpose. Honest, inspiring, and full of waffle, this is a story about resilience, perspective, and what happens when you decide to see how far you can really go.

Tuesday Jan 20, 2026
Tuesday Jan 20, 2026
In this episode of The RIM Waffle Podcast, Dave is joined by Dr Kelsie Johnson — performance nutritionist, coach, lecturer in Sport & Exercise Science, and triathlete — for a refreshingly honest chat about food, fueling, and common sense. From everyday nutrition to Ironman training, race-day mistakes, and the realities of eating well without losing your mind, this episode balances evidence-based advice with plenty of waffle. Expect practical takeaways, a few laughs, and reassurance that you don’t need to be perfect — just consistent.

Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
Dave joins Emma at her home in Sussex. Yoga instructor, mum of two, Emma brings her calm voice and big words to the pod, fresh from his first proper yoga session, Dave and Emma talk movement, balance, recovery, and the mental side of training for something as demanding as Ironman. A refreshingly honest chat about bending, breathing, and not breaking.

Tuesday Dec 09, 2025
Tuesday Dec 09, 2025
In this episode of The RIM Waffle Podcast, Dave sits down with Luke and Andy to talk rugby memories, old injuries, very different training styles, and the reality of taking on Ironman with bodies that have already taken a few hits. From past triathlon experiences to clothing malfunctions, this one’s all banter, honesty, and hard-earned wisdom.

Tuesday Nov 25, 2025
Tuesday Nov 25, 2025
In this fully unscripted episode Cliff is back on the couch to chat to Dave about how the start of both their journeys are going. From recaps, to training updates, plans and rusty bikes. Cliff guides Dave on how to bake the cake of success - beware, the cousins let their hair down, so this cake may contains nuts and the episode may contain a bit of swearing!

Tuesday Nov 11, 2025
Tuesday Nov 11, 2025
This week, Dave sits down with Simon Day - former rugby teammate, dual-sport 1st Team captain, and now Hyrox World Championship qualifier.
After giving up alcohol and swapping pub nights for training sessions, Simon changed his life through fitness, discipline, and determination. They chat about sobriety, mindset, competition, sheer determination!
🎙️ Episode 3: From Pints to Podiums — with Simon Day

Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
Midlife endurance training: everything hurts and nobody’s sure what’s supposed to!
Thankfully, our team Physio Andrew joins to explain what’s normal, what’s wrong, and how to keep the wheels from literally falling off.
Expect solid knowledge, a few poor attempts at jokes and lot of good advice along the way.

Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
In the very first episode, meet Dave and Cliff: two cousins, one Ironman, and a year of chaos ahead. From midlife aches to military discipline, welcome to The RIM Waffle Podcast. 🏊🚴🏃




